Friday, August 31, 2007

Yeah. This is a good reason to stay in Iraq.

Porter ties U.S. withdrawal from Iraq to $9 gasoline

WASHINGTON -- Gasoline prices could rise to about $9 per gallon if the United States withdraws troops from Iraq prematurely, Rep. Jon Porter said he was told on a trip to Iraq that ended this week.

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Once again

Bush opted for business over safety.

Efforts to crack down on lead paint thwarted by China, Bush Administration

God Bless the Onion!

You know this argument is coming soon...

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

Sunday, August 26, 2007

I have never maxed out a scale before.

Kinda neat to do so though...

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Science/Math Nerd

(Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!)

Well, maybe you aren't this extreme, but you're in league with the crazy scientists/mathmeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is something takes a lot of brains as well. Thank whosever God you worship, or don't worship, so thank no deity whatsoever in your case, for you people! Most of us would have died off without your help.

Social Nerd
Literature Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Drama Nerd
Anime Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type?
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Friday, August 24, 2007

Ok, really, I am going to bed now...

And my therapist didn't believe me.

What mental disorder do you have?
Your Result: ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)

You have a very hard time focusing, and you find it difficult to stay on task without your mind wandering. You probably zone in and out of conversations and tend to miss out on directions because you cannot focus

Manic Depressive
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
What mental disorder do you have?

Ok, I need to get out more...

You Are 73% Strange!

You are pretty darn strange. You're quirky and odd, and definitely not normal. But that's great--it makes you an interesting person. You aren't exactly as strange as they come, but congratulations on being quite unique!

How Strange Are You?
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Found a place to go on the Internet...

Holy Shit again Batman. Here we go again.

Fox Attacks Iran

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Internet, Internet, where shall I go on the internet

I have internet access that does not involve my office!

Woo Hooo!

Last night was the first night I have had the ability to just surf the internet. No worrying about the boss seeing me.

I sat in front of my computer after waiting all day to surf to my hearts content.


I drew a blank.

Where the hell do I want to go?

I sat for a little while then realized how fucking funny this was. I waited two years for unlimited guilt free surfing and now I had no idea where I wanted to go.

I wonder if they sell maps to the internet?

Monday, August 20, 2007

What do you get when you combine:

A sleep deprivation induced altered state of consciousness

A liberal amount of coffee


A good music mix CD from the 60’s and 70’s rock?

One hellofa fun day at work.

Sing along with me!

When the moon is in the seventh house
and Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planet
and love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius...

Leeeet the sunshine
leeeeet the sunshine in
The suuuun shine iiiinn.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Never Forget that Stupidity Really Does Kill

The picture you see here is from August 2001. In the picture you see Harriet Myers giving President Bush an urgent report from the CIA titled "Bin Laden Determined To Attack America."

The CIA felt that this was so important they took the unusual step of interrupting his vacation and sent people down to his ranch to discuss the report in person. His response?

“All right, you’ve covered your ass now.”

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