Sunday, August 26, 2007

I have never maxed out a scale before.

Kinda neat to do so though...

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Science/Math Nerd

(Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!)

Well, maybe you aren't this extreme, but you're in league with the crazy scientists/mathmeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is something takes a lot of brains as well. Thank whosever God you worship, or don't worship, so thank no deity whatsoever in your case, for you people! Most of us would have died off without your help.

Social Nerd
Literature Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Musician
Artistic Nerd
Drama Nerd
Anime Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace

Friday, August 24, 2007

Ok, really, I am going to bed now...

And my therapist didn't believe me.

What mental disorder do you have?
Your Result: ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)

You have a very hard time focusing, and you find it difficult to stay on task without your mind wandering. You probably zone in and out of conversations and tend to miss out on directions because you cannot focus

Manic Depressive
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
Paranoia
What mental disorder do you have?

Ok, I need to get out more...

You Are 73% Strange!

You are pretty darn strange. You're quirky and odd, and definitely not normal. But that's great--it makes you an interesting person. You aren't exactly as strange as they come, but congratulations on being quite unique!

How Strange Are You?
Quizzes for MySpace

Found a place to go on the Internet...

Holy Shit again Batman. Here we go again.

Fox Attacks Iran

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Internet, Internet, where shall I go on the internet

I have internet access that does not involve my office!

Woo Hooo!

Last night was the first night I have had the ability to just surf the internet. No worrying about the boss seeing me.

I sat in front of my computer after waiting all day to surf to my hearts content.

Then.

I drew a blank.

Where the hell do I want to go?

I sat for a little while then realized how fucking funny this was. I waited two years for unlimited guilt free surfing and now I had no idea where I wanted to go.

I wonder if they sell maps to the internet?

Monday, August 20, 2007

What do you get when you combine:

A sleep deprivation induced altered state of consciousness

A liberal amount of coffee

and

A good music mix CD from the 60’s and 70’s rock?

One hellofa fun day at work.


Sing along with me!

When the moon is in the seventh house
and Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planet
and love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius...

Leeeet the sunshine
leeeeet the sunshine in
The suuuun shine iiiinn.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Never Forget that Stupidity Really Does Kill

The picture you see here is from August 2001. In the picture you see Harriet Myers giving President Bush an urgent report from the CIA titled "Bin Laden Determined To Attack America."

The CIA felt that this was so important they took the unusual step of interrupting his vacation and sent people down to his ranch to discuss the report in person. His response?

“All right, you’ve covered your ass now.”

Click here to read more about this

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Oh yea...

internet at home soon so posts more frequent than like once every three months...

Priceless - Part 2

I OWN THE TRUCK!!!

No more riding the bus for-fucking-ever to go 11 miles for a doctor appointment.

No more getting up at 5:30 am for a 9:30 am appointment.

No more freezing my ass off waiting for the bus or on the open platform of the Metro in the middle of winter.

No more asking "is this metro accessable" when thinking about going someplace.

I can go to the woods, and commune with nature, at the drop of a hat.

I can listen to my music as loud as I want with the windows open while commuting TO WORK!!!

(really to ANYWHERE!)

She isn't much to look at but I tell ya, she is great.

Pictures to come soon.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Frogies Priceless

Used pick up truck - $1,500
Insurance - $140 a month
Gas - up to $100 a month

No longer having to get up at 4:30 in the morning to make a 7:30 MRI appointment that is only 11 miles away - Priceless

Thursday, February 15, 2007

What my life is like

Hello all,

This is a neat slideshow about what my life and countless others lives are like.

http://news.yahoo.com/page/gay_marriage;_ylt=A0WTUewj.NNFDAIAqzes0NUE

The first couple is lucky. They can afford the legal fees entailed in getting the paperwork done.

I cannot.

The second couple is also lucky. They have custody of their children.

I do not.


If I lived in the state of Virginia it would be illegal for me to draw up the paperwork to protect property inheritance, hospital visitation and joint property ownership. In a lot of states even if I did have the paperwork I am not guaranteed simple hospital visitation.

Can you imagine what it is like to pack for a simple vacation? I, and countless others, make sure we bring the medical power of attorney paperwork with us. This is just to simply be able to sit with our partner in the treatment room if our partner gets sick, instead of being forced to wait in the waiting room with no information given to us because we are not related.

Sometimes, in the fight about what to call it, we lose sight of what it all really means...

Thanks,

Frog

Monday, February 05, 2007

Bloody Hell!

Ok, here I am at work. We are planning to shuffle the entire 9th floor of my building around. In other words 42 office moves. Forty-Two people will be changing offices. Forty-Two. Not just moving to another floor. That would be too easy. No, we are moving them around. Just. around. from office to office.

So, myself and two of my co-workers just spent two and a half hours figuring out how we can do this, based on the (initially incomplete, didn't get the whole one till we found problems with the first one) list of who goes where. The reason is, some people are going into offices that other people need to vacate first. Only 4 instances have people moving into actual empty offices. So, doing the math... that leaves 38 moves that are in some way dependant on each other. Five of these instances actually have more than three office moves needing to take place before the last person can move in. Anyone familiar with the term Charley Foxtrot?

As far as I can tell most of these moves are not based on helping operations be more efficient or to save space. I asked, multiple times, about the need to move all of these people a lot of whom have moved offices in the last 10 MONTHS. An answer could not be given. Eventually it came down to TPTB (The Powers That Be) want to do this.

In all of my years of working for that most illogical organization, then for the organization that made a twisted sort of sense, doing so many things that I didn’t understand, I don't think I have ever said the words I said to my boss right before we got out of the planning session...

"This is stupid."

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Ahhhhh... Smell the bullshit.

This quote from the President's State of the Union speech sounds like this may be the President’s way of getting around the unbelievably stupid policy of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” without offending those conservatives who believe that the only good queer is in the closet, or even better, dead.

“A second task we can take on together is to design and establish a volunteer Civilian Reserve Corps. Such a corps would function much like our military reserve. It would ease the burden on the Armed Forces by allowing us to hire civilians with critical skills to serve on missions abroad when America needs them. It would give people across America who do not wear the uniform a chance to serve in the defining struggle of our time.”

I mean really, would it be that bad to let honest, hard working, dedicated, massively patriotic people serve our country? I guess it is a problem if that person happens to have a difference that is so small, so inconsequential, so not having anything to do with the ability and the quality of service, that unless you ask or they tell you… you wouldn’t even know.

The United Kingdom has had “integrated” (read Gays and Lesbians serving openly) services for a long time now. That country didn’t fall into the ocean. No rain of Holy Fire or lightning came down. In fact in a quote from The Sunday Times of London on August 28th 2005 Captain Guy Sutcliffe one of the officers working at the Army’s recruiting booth at a gay pride festival said: “We are actively recruiting anyone. We reflect society irrespective of sexuality, gender or religion.” Sutcliffe said the army had “no idea” how many gay soldiers there were within its ranks. “It’s not relevant,” he said. “It’s not something we monitor.”

Contrast that thought with what General Sir Anthony Farrar-Hockley said in 1998 about the court decision allowing gays to serve openly.

“The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that the British Armed Forces are obliged to enlist avowed homosexuals. Wittingly or otherwise, this decision will strike at morale and discipline.

The court's assumption is that military employments are much the same as others. But they are not.

The services are recruited and trained for war fighting. In this function death or wounds are a regular outcome. Those engaged are obliged to operate in close groups for long periods; comradeship is the binding factor. Ata a time when homogeneity is essential, sexual squabbles will be disruptive. Perhaps fatally so. “

Amazing that one of our closest allies, who previously used the same arguments to ban queer personnel as we do today, is so concerned about gays in the military that seven years after the General's argument for exclusion they don’t even bother to find out how many are serving.

Course, I can’t tell the difference between the President’s suggestion above and the currently existing system of hiring government contractors.

Unless, what he really means is mercenaries…

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Gotta See to Believe...

This is for those out there who like me prefer the non-PC, gonna piss people off flip side of religion.

http://ruachx.blogspot.com/search/label/Sorta%20almost%20makes%20Benedict%20worth%20it

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Story from the Associated Press via Yahoo!

First off here is the link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070102/ap_on_fe_st/o_hare_ufo_sighting

Second off here is the story since Yahoo tends to discontinue the links after a while...

BTW... the last line is priceless...

A UFO at O'Hare? Some pilots thought so

Mon Jan 1, 7:02 PM ET (Associated Press)

CHICAGO - Federal officials say it was probably just some weird weather phenomenon, but a group of United Airlines employees swear they saw a mysterious, saucer-shaped craft hovering over O'Hare Airport last fall.

The workers, some of them pilots, said the object didn't have lights and hovered over an airport terminal before shooting up through the clouds, according to a report in Monday's Chicago Tribune.

The Federal Aviation Administration acknowledged that a United supervisor had called the control tower at O'Hare, asking if anyone had spotted a spinning disc-shaped object. But the controllers didn't see anything, and a preliminary check of radar found nothing out of the ordinary, FAA spokeswoman Elizabeth Isham Cory said.

"Our theory on this is that it was a weather phenomenon," Cory said. "That night was a perfect atmospheric condition in terms of low (cloud) ceiling and a lot of airport lights. When the lights shine up into the clouds, sometimes you can see funny things."

The FAA is not investigating, Cory said.

United spokeswoman Megan McCarthy said company officials don't recall discussing any such incident from Nov. 7.

At least one O'Hare controller, union official Craig Burzych, was amused by it all. "To fly 7 million light years to O'Hare and then have to turn around and go home because your gate was occupied is simply unacceptable," he said.